Looking for a decent Housekeeper

Take care of my home, I work from 9 AM to 6 PM, but I have strict rules (NOT FLEXIBLE) concerning leaving the flat due to COVID-19. If you accept these terms will be provided a day off, but you can not leave the flat due to the Pandemic. If the situation for the pandemic changes you are free to have your day off as you wish. I will provide 2 Months Vacation Paid in lieu of my strict rule not to leave the flat. Also, the day off is flexible but without leaving the flat additionally 2 months vacation instead of 1. You will have your own room (NOT) maids room, your own fridge/freezer and TV, channels from your home country based on availability, WIFI. During the day you can use the flat as your own as I work from 9 AM to 6 PM five days a week. 
You are required to prepare Western (British/German) Breakfast/Dinner only at 8 am and dinner based on my work schedule. You are required to make food orders, so you will not need to do grocery shopping yourself but have the groceries delivered to the door. Take care of the household clean for one person only and enjoy a very easy job. 
1. PLEASE DO NOT WASTE MY TIME IF YOU DON'T AGREE TO MY TERMS 
2. DO NOT WASTE MY TIME IF YOU ARE NOT FLUENT IN ENGLISH
3. DO NOT WASTE MY TIME IF YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW TO COOK WESTERN FOOD
4. HYGIENE IS MY TOP PRIORITY YOU HAVE TO BE ULTRA HYGIENIC PERSON